YOU KNOW YOU ARE A MOM IF…

12.13.2012 by Lynn Morrison /

You know you are a mom if you have to crabwalk out of a bedroom at 5:30am and no alcohol was involved.

So I had a rough night last night, but at least I could find some humor in the situation. At first I thanked god that my husband didn’t catch me crabwalking out of our youngest daughter’s bedroom early this morning. Then I began plotting ways to get even with him and her for me having to do it in the first place.

About Lynn Morrison

Lynn Morrison is the sassy, snarky voice behind The Nomad Mom Diary. As the wife of one skinny Italian man and the mother of two posh British princesses, she spends most of her time trying to figure out what the heck everyone around her is saying. A consummate extrovert, she likes nothing better than a big glass of wine, a bright spotlight and a karaoke machine. You can follow her on Facebook and Twitter.

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