There is no greater truism in life than:
You can pick your friends. You can pick your nose. But you can’t pick your friend’s nose.
You can, however, pick your kid’s nose, and thank god for that, ammiright?!?! It bugs the crap out of me because I have no earthly idea how the giant booger sticking out of my kid’s nose cannot bother her. How does she not feel that?!?!
With the school season starting back again any day now (and already for some of you), our kids will be right back into the germy cesspool that we justify exposing them to so that they can learn important things like reading, writing and how to prolong that emergency run to the bathroom so that they can avoid being called up to the blackboard to solve the daily math problem. (Wait a minute, they don’t have blackboards anymore. WTH. Sorry, I’m clearly 117 and suffering from dementia.)(Also, apologies for the Faulkner-esque long sentence.)
Anyhoo….since snotty noses are in all of our near futures, I’m saving up my pennies for a giant stash of boogie wipes from Walmart. Seriously, I’m planning to fill a suitcase with them on my next trip to the US.
In celebration of Great Grape Boogie Wipes being sold at Walmart, I’m teaming up with Boogie Wipes to offer the Great Grape Summer Giveaway!
One winner will be drawn each week for the next few weeks and will receive a $50 Walmart gift card and a Boogie Wipes prize pack.
How to Enter
From following some of our favorite bloggers on social media to instagramming a picture of your Great Grape purchase at Walmart, there are dozens of ways to enter – and a few ways to enter every single day.
Check back throughout the next few weeks to enter again and see if you won!
Want to have more fun this summer?
Visit the Boogie Wipes blog for all sorts of summer fun ideas – including Sidewalk Chalk Recipes, Crafts and Games to Play with Pool Noodles and DIY Board Games (for when it rains).
Good luck!
Giveaway is live Tuesday, July 8, 2014 until midnight on Tuesday, September 2, 2014. US and Canada residents only. One winner will be chosen each week and will be notified via email. The Nomad Mom Diary received no compensation for sponsoring this event, and is not responsible for the delivery of the prize. Prize delivery is the sole responsibility of Boogie Wipes.
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Sarah (est. 1975) says
I also pick my husband’s nose.
janice says
What!? No blackboards anymore? I didn’t think I was THAT old.
Mira says
ok… I feel a little better… as I wiped a booger flake off the edge of my boyfriends nose… he freaked and told me I had gone too far and cited “cant pick your friends nose” rule. Although, I think he secretly enjoyed it. Maybe now he will check his nose more regulary… or I will have to marry him