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PAYBACK IS A BITCH

12.09.2012 by Lynn Morrison /

If you buy my kids a noisy toy, just remember: payback is a bitch

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Lynn Morrison is the sassy, snarky voice behind The Nomad Mom Diary. As the wife of one skinny Italian man and the mother of two posh British princesses, she spends most of her time trying to figure out what the heck everyone around her is saying. A consummate extrovert, she likes nothing better than a big glass of wine, a bright spotlight and a karaoke machine. You can follow her on Facebook and Twitter.

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