Hello blog readers (all six of you)! I want to introduce you to my friend Cordelia. I met her in a facebook group for multicultural bloggers and it was like meeting my soulmate. Seriously, love at first type! When I decided to invite others to come and share their stories with you, I knew that […]
DON’T LOSE 10 POUNDS
Thanks to the Dutch doctor’s complete unwillingness to give me antibiotics, I recently lost 13lbs with a stomach infection. I now find myself down to a svelte weight I haven’t seen since 2001. You would think that I’d have my butt permanently parked in front of the mirror so I could admire my practically nonexistent […]
FAT PANTS
Last week I went to London to visit my glamourous friend. You know, the friend you aspire to become when you grow up. (If you don’t have one of those, get one!) I put a lot of thought into what I should wear. I needed to appear perfectly put together but still maintain an air […]
So Long, Thong-a-Longa-Ding-Dong
I got out of the shower this morning and just like every other day, I pulled on my giant pair of granny panties. They are the antithesis of everything sexy, from the full butt coverage to the high elasticized waist panel that tucks in the muffin top. Put on a pair of these and the […]
HELLO, SPONSORS? ARE YOU THERE?
In case you have been living under a rock for the past week, you have probably not missed my 1000 requests to vote for me in the Circle of Moms Funny Mom blogger contest. (You can vote here…but come right back.) You might be wondering, “Why in the hell is she hassling us so much […]
I’D LIKE A MILLION DOLLARS
My kid is turning into a lazy bum and I have no one to blame but myself. Here I was, being a “good” parent, taking care of my child and going along with her every whim. And then one day I suddenly realized that I have raised a four year old couch potato that “lets […]