Everyone always asks me, “Lynn, how do you stay so fit?” Ok, no one asks me that. I lied. Sue me. Moving on…let’s just pretend for a moment that someone did ask me for my secrets to looking fit and fat fab. I thought long and hard today about what my answer would be. Because […]
Red Letter Days (I’m ONE!)
Well crap. I don’t know why I am surprised. Nomad Papa and I BOTH forget our anniversary each year. I constantly screw up everyone else’s birthdate. Yet somehow I thought I would remember a date that is all about ME! While I was off shaking my butt in Zumba class on Tuesday, The Nomad Mom […]
Zumba my ass (and abs and thighs and…)
Last week I went to Zumba for the first time in AGES. From the moment I walked in the door, this post started writing itself. I waited a week to see if my initial impression was validated. It was, with one exception. Last week I would have sworn that my uterus was going to fall […]
The Anti-Holiday Post
Every year I face the same set of questions and the same reactions when the holiday season rolls around. “Have you decorated yet? Are you going to get a tree? Have you done your Christmas shopping?” “No. No. and Double No.” Here in the Nomad House we take a decidedly low key approach to the […]
Secret Mom Code
Have you ever gone to a new playgroup and felt like everyone there was speaking in code? Don’t fret, you just need to learn the latest mommy lingo. Memorise a few of the terms in this handy guide, throw them into the conversation and you’ll be one of the girls in no time. Your Guide […]
5 Reasons I Won’t Have An Affair
After the wild success of this week’s post about my lack of a sex life, writing about the reasons why I won’t be having an affair seemed like the next logical step. So here they are, the 5 reasons I won’t have an affair. And P.S. they are probably not the ones you are expecting. […]
Why we bloggers have to be honest
Yesterday I sat on my couch and stared at the computer screen for two solid hours. I wanted to write. I needed to write. But I could not find the words to get across the point that was weighing so heavily on my mind without stripping away the veneer of funny, haha, life is grand […]
Struggling – what is a supermom?
I’m not going to lie to you. I’m struggling a bit this week. We’ve had a lot going on over here at the Nomad house in the last few months and I finally hit my max. It turns out that I cannot work full time. Mother full time. Wife full time. Single parent 3/4 time. […]