I am sure that you have all seen those blog posts and articles showcasing the contents of someone’s purse. I have a news flash for people that write those – I really hate them. I don’t want to see what another mom has in her purse. Likely it is the same crap that I have […]
MISERY LOVES COMPANY
Nomad Papa and I had always planned on having three kids. Anytime I met someone who had three kids, I would grill them relentlessly about their lives. “Is it a lot more work? How do you manage it? Do you feel outnumbered?” and 500 other questions that my inquiring mind wanted to know. Do you […]
NOPE, THAT’S NOT EXERCISE
Last week my not quite 2 year old decided to give up her afternoon naps. By 8pm I was EXHAUSTED in the way that only mothers can be. I had finally gotten the kids to bed and made it back downstairs for a little me time. I checked my email and there was a message […]
FAT PANTS
Last week I went to London to visit my glamourous friend. You know, the friend you aspire to become when you grow up. (If you don’t have one of those, get one!) I put a lot of thought into what I should wear. I needed to appear perfectly put together but still maintain an air […]
So Long, Thong-a-Longa-Ding-Dong
I got out of the shower this morning and just like every other day, I pulled on my giant pair of granny panties. They are the antithesis of everything sexy, from the full butt coverage to the high elasticized waist panel that tucks in the muffin top. Put on a pair of these and the […]
HEY, I’M DONE HAVING KIDS, OKAY???
My husband and I have this funny routine we like to do. I say that I am done having kids. He says that we might have one more someday. Then I say that he can have another kid with his second wife. I’m not quite sure that he has understood that I am dead serious. […]
GUEST POSTING GIG
Just a quick reminder that you can see my latest post (about our family addiction to the bottle) over at the ComfyTown Chronicles. How did I end up with a guest posting gig? Um, I asked. Or I should more accurately say that I begged. We both wrote posts on the same topic: bottle addictions. […]
MY STRANGE ADDICTION
Guest Post by Joy from ComfyTown Chronicles. (Unless you live under a bridge you have probably seen one of my 500 messages about the Circle of Moms Funny Moms competition. I have posted up that stupid link so many times that I have even annoyed myself. The one upside to this competition is that it […]