Flying with kids is a lot like labor. You get pushed, pulled, prodded and poked for hours. You utter curses, whisper threats and make sure that everyone knows who’s to blame for putting you through this. The event lasts an eternity and yet within a few days you’ve mostly forgotten all the reasons why it […]
POOPY DIAPERS
MAGICAL ELVES
THE LIBRARY IS NOT MY FRIEND
My kids love to read books. And it is a good thing since I usually have my head in a book as well. Hopefully this will keep us all out of trouble (doubtful). As they are still a bit too young to have their own kindles or iPads, I have a very expensive book habit […]
DEAR SUPERMARKET MANAGER
Dear Supermarket Manager, I wanted to send you a little note to say thank you for the lovely experience I had in your store today. You really outdid yourselves! Let me start by complimenting your helpful staff. The young men who restock the shelves really went above and beyond to make sure I got the […]
Colonoscopy Cycle
“Just get started and you can jump up onto the seat.” These are the famous last words that resulted in my getting an early colonoscopy from Dr. Bicycle. I blame my husband 100% for this unfortunate event, but it is more likely that our competitive natures are the true culprits. It all started with us […]